Nelson Mandela Day a little too much?

The 18th of July just about the whole celebrates the birthday of the struggle icon Nelson Mandela. Whether it’s star a studded concert or a smallanyana community gathering, people do celebrate his life and acknowledge what he has done for South African democracy.

Although I’m all for the praises the old man gets (after all he does deserve it) what about the other apartheid struggle heroes and heroines. I mean it’s not like my favourite [soon to be] 91 year old single handed brought South Africa and it’s people democracy.

I’m not hating on tata Mandela on anything but let’s also celebrate the lives and times of other struggle icons. Let’s acknowledge all the other fallen soldiers of the struggle who sacrificed their lives for the freedom of this beautiful country.

Let’s celebrate the birthday of Chris Hani, hell he almost became the first democratically elected president. Robben Island was filled with political prisoners who spent years behind bars for fighting what should have been theirs.

While celebrating the birthday of Nelson Mandela and proposing 18 July to be yet another national public holiday (which I’m all for), lets think about other heroes and heroines who were also instrumental in giving this country freedom.

I’m not hating on anybody, I’m just telling it like it is. Oh and I hear Mandela has his own Nike sneakers.

***On a side note: Shame on Mandela's grandson for cashing on his grandfather's death while he's still alive. Selling exclusive rights to filming his funeral to SABC is just too low. Isn't SABC suppose to be broke? Ey some people I just don't understand them.

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JZ has a wive for every occassion

My daddy (LOL) South African Jacob Zuma seems to have no problems with changing his wives for every occasion.

Last week he brought his second wife Nompumelelo Ntuli to the G8 Summit in Italy, leaving my mother’s favourite Sizakele Khumalo and his fiance Thobeka Mabhija. He probably left the spotlight shy MaKhumalo at Inkandla. She has said many times that she’s not fond of glitz and glamour while MaNtuli on the other hand is not camera shy.

During Zuma’s presidential inauguration ceremony, he had his first wive MaKhumalo on his side and anyone with two fully functioning eyes could see that the old woman was uncomfortable having millions of eyes starring at her. I don’t blame her though.

Anyways MaNtuli was rubbing shoulders with influential world leaders and first ladies including American first lady Michelle Obama.

I’m glad my daddy is giving all his wives a chance in the spot light.

Ey you know you in South Africa when even the president practices polygamy.

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So what if Ju-Ju Baby got himself a babe

My favourite victim of mouth diarrhea ANC Youth League President Julius Malema has found himself a new sweet heart after being a lonely soul for ages. This is according to reports by Sunday World.

According to the report the woman’s name is Lebo Boholo and is an office administrator at the office of the Limpopo premier which is where they met. But the plot thickens, apparently the woman who Malema thinks is his love has another lover for six years on the side. On the other hand Malema denies knowing Boholo but confirms he is in a relationship with another woman while she confirms she knows him.

I don’t really care about who’s two timing who or whether they actually in a relationship or not. So what if Ju-Ju Baby is in a relationship. He is a man after all and needs a woman at his side. Just because he is a babbling food it don’t mean he doesn’t have desires of having a woman stroke his ego and telling him how good he’s hitting that coochie.

He also wants to experience how it feels to make a woman scream for him to go faster. He also wants rave to his fellow comrades how his woman craves for his manly jewels. The man also needs to be sexually happy. Why must be sexually deprived.

Comrade Malema if your sexually desires tell you to go and get woman it is your constitutional right to do so.

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Was Obama’s interest in Ghana for oil?

My second favourite president in the whole entire world Barack Obama made his first visit to Sub-Saharan Africa this weekend by taking a visit to the west African nation of Ghana.

From what I saw and read from the news this weekend Ghanaians were in jubilation about the the visit of the son of an African immigrant. I even heard a lot of Ghanains posponed weddings and funerals that were scheduled for the weekend. I don’t if that’s pure craziness or are Ghanaians that in love with the american president.

Despite all of that I still smelly something very fishy about Obama’s visit to the oil rich west African nation. During his visit Obama stated:

“One of the principles that I want to bring to the US/Africa relationship is
that economic development in Africa is not just going to be based on dribbles of
foreign aid, but rather on how do we build capacity within Africa…We want to,
wherever we can, provide the kinds of access to the US global markets that can
really make a difference.”

I just wonder if those ‘global markets’ relate to oil. We all know the US is oil greedy and if anyone disputes that I have one word for you…IRAQ. Where are those weapons of mass destruction? I watched Fahrenheit 911.

President Obama also gave his reasons for visiting Ghana. He said his reasons for visiting Ghana was because of the “tremendous work they’ve done in developing a functioning democracy”. As if we have never heard that one before in an oil rich country. Am I sensing another invasion?

President Obama may be the answer for most African Americans and Africa but the man doesn’t run the richest country in the world single handedly. All I can say is that we shouldn’t expect much from the man and don’t rule out nothing too.

I still heart him though until he invades Ghana.

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Obama's mistaken G8 perverted blunder explained + video

There's a picture (above) of American President Barack Obama that has been causing quet a stir, it even landed on my mailbox.

Now this picture appears to show Obama checking out a young woman's butt at the G8 summit in Italy. And the look on French President Sarkozy makes it look even worse.

When I saw this picture I knew there was more to the story than what meets the eye. Infact the video shows it was Sarkozy who was enjoying the view. Check out the video below to see what i'm talking about.



I don't make this a race thing coz it's not but why are people bring my favourite president (after JZ of course) down. I mean didn't any of these fools who were thinking Obama is a perverted soul checking out woman's side could have been looking on the floor and coensidanly there was a young woman walking by (btw she's 16).

I don't wanna rant and rave like Khanyi Mbau but I heart Obama and stop trying to make him look bad.

Now Sarckozy on the other had I wouldn't blame him for drooling at the view. If I was lesbian I would but not before I find out that she's 16 years old. It goes to show picture can say a thousand wrong words.

Men will always be men, pervert (with the exception of Obama of course)

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